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I really felt like I would come in my shorts. Though she did not make a sound, it was clear to me that she had gotten off. Sridhar knew it also, and he stopped and pulled the covers over her, letting her rest for a while. I then bent down and kissed her gently on the mouth, taking her lips into my mouth, while Sridhar looked on.

My wife came around soon enough, and sat up in bed with a sheepish smile.

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The carpet guy that had first talked to me made it clear that we could all get in a lot of trouble if anyone said a word about our little fun with the chick. The carpet guy got a big grin and said that now that he had her naked as a jaybird he was going to check her out with clothes on. I told them I was late for something and I would see them later as I walked out the front door into the night.

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